Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Babbitt, Continental Airlines, To PsychoPilots: "Take Your Prozac®. Come Back To Work. All Is Forgiven!"

http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Flying-High-Again-lyrics-Ozzy-Osbourne/F55D58916DAA86E1482568B7000B6702
Oh No, Oh No
Here We Go, Here We Go Now
Oh No, Oh No
Here We Go Now

Got A Crazy Feelin' I Don't Understand
Gotta Get Away From Here
Feelin' Like I Should'a Kept My Feet On The Ground
Waitin' For The Sun To Appear

Mama's Gonna Worry
I Been A Bad, Bad Boy
No Use Sayin' Sorry
It's Something That I Enjoy

'Cause You Can't See What My Eyes See
(I Can See It, I Can See It)
And You Can't Be Inside Of Me
Flying High Again
Flying High Again
Flying High Again
Flying High Again

I Can See Through Mountains Watch Me Disappear
I Can Even Touch The Sky
Swallowing Colors Of The Sound I Hear
Am I Just A Crazy Guy? You Bet

Mama's Gonna Worry
I Been A Bad, Bad Boy
No Use Sayin' Sorry
It's Something That I Enjoy

If You Could Be Inside My Head
You'd See That Black And White Is Red

Flyin' High Again
Flyin' High Again
Flyin' High Again
Flyin' High Again

Come On And Join Me
(Randy Rhoads Guitar Solo)
Flyin' High Again
Flyin' High Again
Flyin' High Again
Flyin' High Again

Oh No, Oh No
Here We Go Now
Oh No, Oh No
Here We Go Now

Daddy Thinks I'm Crazy He Don't Understand
Never Saw Inside My Head
People Think I'm Crazy But I'm In Demand
Never Heard A Word I Said

Mama's Gonna Worry
I've Been A Bad, Bad Boy
No Use Sayin' Sorry
It's Something That I Enjoy

Flyin High Again
Flyin High Again
Flyin High Again
Flyin High Again

Come On And Join Me
http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Flying-High-Again-lyrics-Ozzy-Osbourne/F55D58916DAA86E1482568B7000B6702

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Lenny Bruce

http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/lenny-bruce

Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce Is Dead But His Ghost Lives On And On
Never Did Get Any Golden Globe Award, Never Made It To Synanon
He Was An Outlaw, That’s For Sure
More Of An Outlaw Than You Ever Were
Lenny Bruce Is Gone But His Spirit’s Livin’ On And On

Maybe He Had Some Problems, Maybe Some Things That He Couldn’t Work Out
But He Sure Was Funny And He Sure Told The Truth And He Knew What He Was Talkin’ About
Never Robbed Any Churches Nor Cut Off Any Babies’ Heads
He Just Took The Folks In High Places And He Shined A Light In Their Beds
He’s On Some Other Shore, He Didn’t Wanna Live Anymore
Lenny Bruce Is Dead But He Didn’t Commit Any Crime
He Just Had The Insight To Rip Off The Lid Before Its Time
I Rode With Him In A Taxi Once
Only For A Mile And A Half, Seemed Like It Took A Couple Of Months
Lenny Bruce Moved On And Like The Ones That Killed Him, Gone

They Said That He Was Sick ’Cause He Didn’t Play By The Rules
He Just Showed The Wise Men Of His Day To Be Nothing More Than Fools
They Stamped Him And They Labeled Him Like They Do With Pants And Shirts
He Fought A War On A Battlefield Where Every Victory Hurts
Lenny Bruce Was Bad, He Was The Brother That You Never Had
http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/lenny-bruce

Monday, September 6, 2010

Captain ‘Zac®

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/billy-joel/captain-’Zac.html
Captain ‘Zac®
So You’re Randy Babbitt, And You’re Still
Hangin’ Around
We’re Tired Of An FAA Run By A
Horse-Faced Clown
500+ Kills Sure Burns Some
Holes In The Ground
Your Prozac® Smile
[Hmmm… Hmmm… Hmmm…]
So You Commute From Reston In Your
L.L. Bean’s
You Cavort With The Junkies
And The Drama-Queens
Your FAA’s Like Some Necrophilic
Magazine
In Denial
[Hmmm… Hmmm… Hmmm…]
(Chorus) Captain ‘Zac®
Will Help Them Fly Tonight
And Take Them To
Their Special Island

Captain ‘Zac®
Gets Pilots High Tonight
Cheaper Labor Force
And Babbitt’s Smilin’

[Guitar]

[Oh Yeah...]
Well Sasha’s Gone Out
She’s On A Date
And You Just Stew At Home
And "Delegate"
The I.G.’s Gonna Ring Soon
But You Just Can’t Take
… That Call
[Hmmm… Hmmm… Hmmm…]
So You Drive To The Waffle House® In Your
Slick Beltway Clothes
And Your Hair’s So Polished
[So Randy – What About Your Toes?]
Ah, But Better The Pilots Take Prozac®
Than A Twenty’s Up Their Nose
After All
[Hmmm… Hmmm… Hmmm…]
[Ye-ah!]
(Chorus) Captain ‘Zac®
Will Help Them Fly Tonight
And Take Them To
Their Special Island
Captain ‘Zac®
Gets Pilots High Tonight
Cheaper Labor Force
And Randy’s Smilin’

[Oh… Oh…
Oh… Yeah…]
So You Decide To Take A
"Labor Day" Holiday
The I.G. Won’t Find You When You’re
Out There Chewin’ Hay
Ah, There Ain’t No Blame
To Take Anyway
And What For?
[Hmmm… Hmmm… Hmmm…]
... So You Got Everything – [Oh…]
But Nothing’s Cool
They Just Found John Mica’s Most Recent Hairpiece
In The Swimming Pool

And You Guess You’ll Never
Matriculate From School
Ever More
(Chorus) But Captain ‘Zac®
Will Help Them Fly Tonight
And Take Them To
Their Special Island

Oh, Captain ‘Zac®
Gets Pilots High Tonight
Cheaper Labor Force
And Randy’s Smilin’
[La... La... La...]
[Ohhh... Yea - Yeah...]
... So You Bribe The Airports
... And You Blame Your Friends
... And You Take Your Paycheck
Your Air Crashes Never End
Oh, But Still It’s More Fun
When Sasha Pretends
You Play King Kong
[Hmmm… Hmmm… Hmmm…]
And If You Can’t Understand
Why Your Aero-World Is So Dead
Why Aero-Creeps Reviled
Are Zombies Painted Red
Well Randy You’re 64 And Still Marion Blakey
Makes Your Bed
And That’s Too Long
[Ohh... Ohh... Ohh...]
[Oh... Oh... Woh... Yeah... Yeah...]
(Chorus) But Captain ‘Zac®
Will Help Them Fly Tonight
And Take Them To
Their Special Island

Well Now Captain ‘Zac®
Gets Pilots High Tonight
Cheaper Labor Force
And Randy’s Smilin’
Oh... Captain ‘Zac®
Helps Randy Fly Tonight
Takes Him To
His Special Island

Well Now Captain ‘Zac®
Gets Randy By Tonight
Just A Little Push
And Randy’s Smilin’
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/billy-joel/captain-’Zac.html
Oh... Captain ‘Zac®
Helps Randy Fly Tonight
Takes Him To
His Special Island

Well Now Captain ‘Zac®
Gets Randy By Tonight
Just A Little Push
And Randy’s Smilin’

Oh... Captain ‘Zac®
Helps Randy Fly Tonight
Takes Him To
His Special Island

Well Now Captain ‘Zac®
Gets Randy By Tonight
Just A Little Push
And Randy’s Smilin’